Contemporary-comedy Quote by Rose Pressey Download Open image ““Leave before I have to rip your eyes out with my dull Lady Bic razor.”” — Rose Pressey ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Contemporary-comedy Paranormal Ur Eyes Vampire
“What is it with you women?" he yelled, kicking at the air. "You come into our lives, you take everythin'! Throughout the years you… — Derek Landy Copy Share Image
“Always be careful who you trick with. I should have that tattooed on my forehead so I can see it every morning when I… — Marshall Thornton Copy Share Image
“The little shards of sleep that they allowed her turned into razors, slicing at her wits.” — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
“Pigpen assesses Razor with a half-sarcastic grin. “Now, that’s how we work. Razor calls this clean, so I’ll drive Kyle home to Mom and… — Katie McGarry Copy Share Image
“She could tell me a thousand things with her eyebrows alone, this girl. Sometimes I wanted to shave them off just to spite her.” — L.J. Shen Copy Share Image
“It's a rough place, son. In fact, you have to puke twice and show your razor just to get in.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“We can’t be lovers because we both have mustaches. But since you’re a lady, and I’m a gentleman, I’ll shave mine off.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Anyone who ever makes you the slightest bit uncomfortable, Breanna, you tell one of us. You're with Razor, which means you're family.” — Katie McGarry Copy Share Image
“He even dressed up for you. He only has one stain on his t-shirt.- Rylie Cruz” — Rose Pressey Copy Share Image
“After the wink, his head moved down and his eyes made a beeline to my chest. Ugh. The old man felt me up with… — Rose Pressey Copy Share Image
“I’d find someone else. No distractions. Men get in the way of ambition. Plus, they laugh at you when you fail” — Rose Pressey Copy Share Image
“Is it in the book?” I asked as I exchanged a look with both men. “Only you can tell me that. I don’t have… — Rose Pressey Copy Share Image
“Annabelle was practically standing on my back. It was like wearing an Annabelle backpack.” — Rose Pressey Copy Share Image
“He was always 'checking in' to see if I needed any help with my campaign, which on the surface seemed nice enough, but it… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“He delivered the mail, ran our modest recycling program, and maintained our handful of public buildings. He also occasionally fell asleep while driving a… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“The rest of the morning would consist of checking on a pothole in the parking lot of the village clinic and writing up a… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Ophelia was beating some poor underling for not knowing her arse from the sparse collection of cells between her ears.” — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Cooper! Help!' The coward turned and walked into the kitchen as if he hadn't seen me getting frogmarched by the estrogen squad.” — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“I held it together for the rest of the drive home but as soon as Kelsey dropped me off I flopped face down on… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“...I supplied in a tone so saccharine that it should have tipped him off that his testicular health was in serious peril.” — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“Hubert's wife, Mindy, was a tiny powerhouse of a woman with a halo of wild blond hair and eye makeup so complex it took… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
“It takes a while for the heat to work in this piece of shit, but when it kicks in, you’ll sweat like a fat… — Robyn Peterman Copy Share Image
“This look said I was uncomfortably near some line. Nikos had a lot of lines, all hidden. If you shot a marble in on… — Mary Hughes Copy Share Image
