Mom and dad Quote by Katie McGarry

“It's a rough place, son. In fact, you have to puke twice and show your razor just to get in.”

— Anonymous

“Anyone who ever makes you the slightest bit uncomfortable, Breanna, you tell one of us. You're with Razor, which means you're family.”

— Katie McGarry

“In the night I brush my teeth with a razor”

— Kevin Young

“He cut the insides of my eyelids with razors.”

— Lauren Oliver

“Leave before I have to rip your eyes out with my dull Lady Bic razor.”

— Rose Pressey

“I stepped out of the bathroom in a black dress and hot pink heels. America whistled. “Hot damn, Mama!” I smiled in appreciation, and…

— Jamie McGuire

“... with all the sweetness of a chocolate-coated razor-blade.”

— Kerry Greenwood

“What is it with you women?" he yelled, kicking at the air. "You come into our lives, you take everythin'! Throughout the years you…

— Derek Landy

“Don't go shaving, fellas.”

— Alexander Antebi

“i would rather eat dog shit full of razor blades than have anything to do with you.”

— David Levithan

“Does that mean that if we shave all the Ob'enn they'll be nice?”

— Howard Tayler

“Am I really not worth shaving for?”

— Meg Cabot