Contemporary-comedy Quote by Molly Harper

“Speaking was temporarily beyond him, what with the testicular trauma and ass-stabbing.”

— Glen Duncan

“Yep, I must have done something wrong in a past life because I was definitely being tested. He wore an aged pair of jeans,…

— Elisabeth Grace

“I think it was the ChapStick that did it; he tasted like ChapStick and Jack Daniels. That reminder of human vulnerability got to me…

— Josh Lanyon

“It was larger than even usual, the tip damp with fluid, his testicles smooth and tight.”

— Joey W. Hill

“Why did he have to be sensible? This maddened me. It was my body. I should be able to decide when and if I…

— Brenda Pandos

“But there was no gangrene or amputations like the doctors threatened, and we got a B, so I don’t see what all the noise…

— Christopher Moore

“It was like someone was yanking his nuts out of his body through his throat. "Again," he rasped, because said testicles were lodged in…

— Sydney Croft

“My trepidation was growing more terrible by the minute. "Why did you do this? Why have you brought me here?" "Why?" He repeated with…

— Victoria Vane

“I had only to move my fingers a little a jab them into the soft tissues, gouge away his sight and give him more…

— Octavia E. Butler

“He could be so cynical. So dry and acidic. As blank as a page. Could he be tender, too?”

— Kelly Creagh

“And he'd looked straight back at her, holding her professional eye contact, and said yes, thankyou doctor, I do understand, yes. And he'd coughed,…

— Jon McGregor

“It was, for the time being, an empty threat, and he must have sensed it also, for he laughed easily and with contempt. “You…

— Iain Pears