Contemporary-comedy Quote by Molly Harper

“Thanksgiving reminds us that no matter what befalls us in life, we can take the charred remnants and we can reconstruct a life unimaginably…

— Craig D. Lounsbrough

“This year, though, Aunt Carol has the flu and the rest of the family is going to Florida, because I guess going to Florida…

— Francesca Zappia

“My God, we even got Haribo gummy bears!!!!!!”

— Aboud Dandachi

“When you understand the meaning of Thanksgiving, you will appreciate other people's sacrifices.”

— Gift Gugu Mona

“It's not a holiday until you overdo it!”

— Mike Carey

“Tonight, Let's just carve pumpkins.”

— Colleen Hoover

“When you adjust your mentality to Thanksgiving, you will live a life of plenty and attract prosperity.”

— Gift Gugu Mona

“I regarded the pumpkin thief's worst nightmare: splotchy coat, tattered ears, sleeping death rattle. "He gums robbers to death?" I asked. "What if they…

— Joan Bauer

“My family has a Christmas tradition: Every year, they kill my mom.”

— James Aquilone

“So we cooked the flounder and ate every single bite. It was huge, and we were stuffed. It was worse than Thanksgiving. I mean…

— M.H. Herlong

Some people are absolutely funny and you want to wish them Happy Thanksgiving in funniest way possible. Here is the list of Funny Thanksgiving…

— Jim Davis

“Thanksgiving opens your heart to acknowledge that which is exceptional. It opens your eyes to see the wonders of the supernatural.”

— Gift Gugu Mona