Contemporary-comedy Quote by Rose Pressey Download Open image ““She wasn't the type. Her idea of exercise was lifting a fork.”” — Rose Pressey ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Contemporary-comedy Fitness Paranormal Vampires
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