Contemporary-comedy Quote by Robyn Peterman

“No. Before you say it, I’m not going back outside. I’ve gone through nearly half a pack of smokes since I’ve been out there…

— L.J. Sealey

“You all smoke to enjoy it, I smoke to die.”

— John Green

“Why do you want to put more smoke inside of you?”

— David Levithan

“You smoke to enjoy it, I smoke to die.”

— John Green

“The time to quit is before you wish you had.”

— Kimberly K. Jones

“Why do you smoke so damn fast?” “Y’all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die.”

— John Green

“You know, this is the first time in many years that I really wished I hadn’t given up smoking. It would give me something…

— Gary Goldstick

“To cease smoking is the easiest thing I ever did. I ought to know because I've done it a thousand times.”

— Mark Twain

“If you try to quit I will eat you!”

— Anne Bishop

“I don't care. I'm just gonna smoke. I'm just gonna totally smoke. I'll finish these, go to the store and get a brand new…

— Johnny Depp

“Now that I've been thoroughly mind f--ked, I need a cigarette..”

— Tarryn Fisher

“You quit, I quit, right?”

— Tabatha Beshears