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“Sally put his gun back in his pants. "Guess I flunked the estrogen test." We all stared at his crotch, and Grandma said what…

— Janet Evanovich

“Have you seen what Gio’s wearing? Is it tights? Please tell me it’s tights.” “Should it weird me out that you want to ogle…

— Elizabeth Hunter

“Strip to your underwear,” she told me, and I said, “D’accord.” As the woman turned to leave, she said something else, and, looking back,…

— David Sedaris

“Wear that," he told me. I didn't protest. It was comfortable enough. I grabbed a bra and some panties out of my dresser. He…

— R.K. Lilley

“Uh huh. Oh, except for my underwear. They’re a little tight. I think my butt is getting bigger too.” “More for me to squeeze.”…

— Nina Lane

“Did you tell my mother that you called me a bitch last night,too?" I asked him. "Because that's the best way I know to…

— Jennifer Echols

“I'm gonna kick your ass, Callahan." "Really? You and what army?" She probably weighed about a hundred pounds. We both knew she wasn't kicking…

— Tracey Garvis-Graves

“I walked in front of him, stopped, bent over, pulled down my pants, and said, “Did I just catch you looking at my ass?”

— Jarod Kintz

“This time his growl was sexy instead of adorable. “Sending me to the cop shop with a hard-on. That’s what you’re doing, you know.”…

— Meghan March

“Your pants didn't get smaller, Mommy," I assured her. "Your butt got bigger.”

— Gordon Korman

“I gladly shucked off my wet, muddy jeans and put on the new pair. I noticed she hadn't bought me any underwear; Granuaile either…

— Kevin Hearne

“Hooking both thumbs into my waistband, I rocked my hips from side to side, and slid the dress pants down my thighs. As gravity…

— Annie Arcane