Contemporary-romance Quote by Robyn Peterman

“Are your panties up your ass?” Dwayne asked, concerned. “No. Why?” “Well, it looked like you were adjusting your hoohoo and I figured…” “Dwayne,”…

— Robyn Peterman

“Tomorrow would be a new day filled with uncertainty and very possibly danger, but right now all was right with my world. “Come on,…

— Robyn Peterman

“jumping up and down like a Mexican jumping bean on crack.”

— Robyn Peterman

“I quickly texted Granny and told her to call around and find out the buzz on the recruiting. She texted back that she would…

— Robyn Peterman

“How about Al?” Sam suggested. “Perfect,” Dave grinned. “Um . . . Hi Poseidon, this is Al.” “Al who?” “Al Jacques Yuoff!” Dave snorted,…

— Robyn Peterman

“Do not mess with my friends, myself or my Prada.”

— Robyn Peterman

“Out," I instructed as I began peeling my clothes from my body. "I am going to pee for twenty-seven minutes, and then I'm going…

— Robyn Peterman

“Dwayne, can you shoot a gun?” Dwayne rolled his eyes. “Hanky-poo, Dwayne doesn’t need a gun. I have crap in my repertoire that will…

— Robyn Peterman

“Ready does not factor into the equation, Angel. Life happens whether we are ready or not—the only choice or control we have is whether…

— Robyn Peterman

“Puck Flare’s eyes turned blood red and narrowed to slits. “What have you done to me?” he demanded as a spear of fire flew…

— Robyn Peterman

“I opened my mouth and projectile-vomited on her from head to toe. The more I retched, the more I had to retch. It was…

— Robyn Peterman

“How’d that turn out?” I tried not to laugh, but failed. Who in the hell tried to microwave a damn phone? “Not good. Not…

— Robyn Peterman