Breanna-and-razor Quote by Katie McGarry

“Pigpen assesses Razor with a half-sarcastic grin. “Now, that’s how we work. Razor calls this clean, so I’ll drive Kyle home to Mom and…

— Katie McGarry

“It's a rough place, son. In fact, you have to puke twice and show your razor just to get in.”

— Anonymous

“Don't go shaving, fellas.”

— Alexander Antebi

“Are you sure you don’t have a crazy hairy grandmother in your family?”

— Vivi Anna

“ "My uncle is the head of the family. I owe him my duty. I would marry a bald, cross-eyed idiot if that is…

— Ellen Oh

“In the night I brush my teeth with a razor”

— Kevin Young

“He cut the insides of my eyelids with razors.”

— Lauren Oliver

“I made the first cut razor thin. A gentle kiss on virgin skin.”

— Madeleine Kuderick

“Leave before I have to rip your eyes out with my dull Lady Bic razor.”

— Rose Pressey

“What is it with you women?" he yelled, kicking at the air. "You come into our lives, you take everythin'! Throughout the years you…

— Derek Landy

“You know family." My tone was clipped. "Always a pain in the ass.”

— Jeaniene Frost

“My life sucks. So I shave my head.”

— Cecil Castellucci