Humour Quote by Molly Harper

“Imagine that - a werewolf who lets a girl pee in private.  Little bits of coolness in my totally fucked-up life.  This place was…

— Elle Casey

“Hearing her laugh nearly made him cum in his pants like a teenager, not a one hundred and twenty-five year old werewolf.”

— Amanda Clark

“Stupid fuckin' ninja dude.”

— Lila Rose

“Jayne, do NOT wiz on the werewolves.”

— Elle Casey

“Hot tip: If you’re a human having a fling with a werewolf, break it off. Now.”

— Glen Duncan

“I tell you, the sperm will stand no nonsense.”

— Herman Melville

“Greg turned around, shooting laser beams though the most disappointing sperm he’d ever unleashed.”

— Aron Beauregard

“Dang ninja vamp. Eli”

— Faith Hunter

“Some werewolves are hairy on the inside.”

— Stephen King

“I mean who knew the man had sperm with super powers that could just swoop on in, rescue and repair a broken womb like…

— K. Bromberg

“…it was the thought of using you, your body, as my own personal magical sperm repository for the rest of our lives.”

— Penny Reid

“Please, help me. Young werewolves in love.”

— Jim Butcher