Christmas party Quote by Molly Harper

“I was shameless in my supermarket-shelf mass-market taste. I loved King, Evanovich, Grisham and Brown. I won't lie; the oficial-looking filing cabinet in the…

— Molly Harper

You can take the girl out of the library, but you can’t take the neurotic, compulsively curious librarian out of the girl.

— Molly Harper

“The fact that these kits [vampire protection] were generally useless didn’t bother me nearly as much as the idea of holy water being sold…

— Molly Harper

“Wait, is this a nice-ish way of telling me we had sex and I was lousy? That's how you can tell I'm inexperienced? Because,…

— Molly Harper

“My color schemes were limited to what would go with the pewter-gray gown...except for the bridesmaids' gowns. I'd already decided that they were going…

— Molly Harper

“I look like Barbara Bush in drag." Aunt Jettie”

— Molly Harper

“When a naked man shows up on your doorstep with a bear trap clamped around his ankle, it's best just to do what he…

— Molly Harper

If you want to hurt me, fine. Take my books. Burn down my house. Shave my head while I am sleeping. But nobody, nobody…

— Molly Harper

“He doesn’t drink too much. He’s employed and works hard. He doesn’t have commitment issues, kids, or crazy ex-girlfriends. He doesn’t attach way too…

— Molly Harper

“He was always 'checking in' to see if I needed any help with my campaign, which on the surface seemed nice enough, but it…

— Molly Harper

I am a former newspaper reporter turned church secretary turned vampire novelist. I wrote my first complete novel, 'Nice Girls Don't Have Fangs,' at…

— Molly Harper

“Really. How do you respond when someone gifts you with nonlethal law-enforcement equipment?”

— Molly Harper