Funny Quote by Zach Galifianakis Download Open image “Hookers don't like to snuggle.” — Zach Galifianakis ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Humor
Every hooker I ever speak to tells me that it beats the hell out of waitressing. — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
“I feel sorry for hookers these days—how do they stand out anymore?” — Michael Robotham Copy Share Image
When a guy goes to a hooker, he's not paying her for sex, he's paying her to leave. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't roll like that but I've never been with a hooker either. Yeah, that's good to say in an interview cause I feel… — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
There's a little bit of hooker in every woman. A little bit of hooker and a little bit of God — Sarah Miles Copy Share Image
“In one move, she screwed me out of two beds. The best hookers in Vegas couldn't pull that off.” — Flint Ory Copy Share Image
My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple there that… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
The whole thing about working in front of the camera is to make people laugh when they're not supposed to. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
I kind of put myself out there as is. I'm a quiet person. I don't know if that's surprising. I'm a Pilates junkie. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
It's fun for me to couple emotion with comedy. I think it helps comedy. I think a lot of times American comedies don't play… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
The problem with these interviews is that there's no sarcastic font. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
People are trying to prove things. And I probably have that. I probably do. Probably guilty of it, in a way. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
American society loves to prop people up and then take them down. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
I just try to keep myself a traditionalist. I liked being an underground comic doing my thing. I want to maintain that. I just… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
