Lasts Quote by Zach Galifianakis Download Open image “My real last name is Galifianakisburg.” — Zach Galifianakis ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Lasts Names Real
I can't believe that people actually know my first and last name. I think it's really, really, gosh-darn neat. — Brittany Murphy Copy Share Image
My name is Zach Galifianakis and I hope I'm pronouncing that right. I'm named after my granddad, my middle name. My name is Zach… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
My name is Kim Phuc, though you likely know me by another name. It is one I never asked for, a name I have… — Phan Thi Kim Phuc Copy Share Image
I'm from New Orleans, and I have a French last name - although I have no real relationship with my last name because it's… — Mary Gauthier Copy Share Image
My real last name is Flores, and Milian is actually my mom's maiden name. So it's not made up, which is cool; it runs… — Christina Milian Copy Share Image
My girlfriend and I went to a dinner party the other night and we ended up playing charades. There was another couple there that… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
When you look like I do its hard to get a table for one at Chucky Cheese. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
The whole thing about working in front of the camera is to make people laugh when they're not supposed to. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
I kind of put myself out there as is. I'm a quiet person. I don't know if that's surprising. I'm a Pilates junkie. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
It's fun for me to couple emotion with comedy. I think it helps comedy. I think a lot of times American comedies don't play… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
The problem with these interviews is that there's no sarcastic font. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
People are trying to prove things. And I probably have that. I probably do. Probably guilty of it, in a way. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
American society loves to prop people up and then take them down. — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
I just try to keep myself a traditionalist. I liked being an underground comic doing my thing. I want to maintain that. I just… — Zach Galifianakis Copy Share Image
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