Aries Spears

That's where the money is, on the road.

— Aries Spears

I think Chappelle set the bar when he came out with his show. To be as great as him or greater you…

— Aries Spears

My momma used to kick in the door like SWAT!

— Aries Spears

Eddie Murphy was the Michael Jordan of comedy. He had a full range of abilities.

— Aries Spears

How do you ask a woman to gargle your nuts?

— Aries Spears

Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before.…

— Aries Spears

We are all a little bit racist. White people, y'all are the first people to denounce it. I'm not racist. I'm incapable…

— Aries Spears

I know when the anthrax thing hit - white people, y'all was very nervous. Y'all would come up to me at work…

— Aries Spears

To sustain longevity, you have to evolve.

— Aries Spears

I'm at a very frustrating point in my career because I'm not a millionaire. Like, people assume because you're in movies or…

— Aries Spears

I never wanted to limit myself to just impressions. I wanted to branch out and develop other parts of my game.

— Aries Spears

The best part about being a stand-up is the connection with the audience. There's nothing more gratifying then when you can make…

— Aries Spears

Ladies Commit, There's A Wedding In It For You.

— Aries Spears

There's got to be structure and great comedy. When you start with that, everything else falls into place.

— Aries Spears

The average comedian is kind of an observer looking at everyday things that everyone could relate to and then trying to find…

— Aries Spears

I like to go to the frat house and drink with my white friends, because anytime you go drinking at the frat…

— Aries Spears

I always said if I ever get married, I would tell my woman - I love Michael Jordan, I am a Michael…

— Aries Spears

I'm from the streets of New York. I know what tough talk sounds like.

— Aries Spears