Comedy Quote by Aries Spears Download Open image “Ladies Commit, There's A Wedding In It For You.” — Aries Spears ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Comedy Commit Funny Inspirational Marriage
I thought we had reached an understanding, the institution of marriage and I. Weddings are like the triathalon of female friendship: the Shower, the… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
The proposal is the only thing that the guy has control over in the entire wedding deal. It is your one chance to make… — Drew Seeley Copy Share Image
I've always wanted to get married and have a family, but I'm not the girl who sat down and planned out her wedding, her… — Rachel Lindsay Copy Share Image
When a woman gets married it is like jumping into a hole in the ice in the middle of winter: you do it once… — Maxim Gorky Copy Share Image
Many a wedding takes place when a man can't afford to go steady with a girl any longer. — Evan Esar Copy Share Image
There's a coffin in the back of the church as the wedding is going on ... Look, I'm a romantic. I like marriage...In the… — George Clooney Copy Share Image
Sometimes, no matter how screwed up things seem, I feel like we're all at a wedding. But you can't just come out and say,… — Anne Lamott Copy Share Image
If you think marriage is going to be perfect, you're probably still at your reception. — Martha Bolton Copy Share Image
I think Chappelle set the bar when he came out with his show. To be as great as him or greater you have to… — Aries Spears Copy Share Image
Eddie Murphy was the Michael Jordan of comedy. He had a full range of abilities. — Aries Spears Copy Share Image
Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before. We can… — Aries Spears Copy Share Image
We are all a little bit racist. White people, y'all are the first people to denounce it. I'm not racist. I'm incapable of being… — Aries Spears Copy Share Image
I know when the anthrax thing hit - white people, y'all was very nervous. Y'all would come up to me at work and warn… — Aries Spears Copy Share Image
I'm at a very frustrating point in my career because I'm not a millionaire. Like, people assume because you're in movies or TV, you're… — Aries Spears Copy Share Image
I never wanted to limit myself to just impressions. I wanted to branch out and develop other parts of my game. — Aries Spears Copy Share Image
The best part about being a stand-up is the connection with the audience. There's nothing more gratifying then when you can make 300 people… — Aries Spears Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“Men circle like bees around honey, buzzing to communicate their sexual despair.” — Carla H Krueger Copy Share Image
You can't cheat comedy. You know, it either is going to be there on the day you capture or it's not. — Justin Lin Copy Share Image
I think if I have any kind of unique gift, it's more in the comedy area than it is in the dramatic area. — Susan Sullivan Copy Share Image
I always worked on holidays when I had to wait tables and stuff like that, so I'm used to it, but now I just… — Chris Redd Copy Share Image
There's nothing like the energy in a small comedy club room or a small theater when it's going really well. I can see everybody's… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
God writes a lot of comedy... the trouble is, he's stuck with so many bad actors who don't know how to play funny. — Garrison Keillor Copy Share Image
