Best friend Quote by Aries Spears

That's where the money is, on the road.

— Aries Spears

I think Chappelle set the bar when he came out with his show. To be as great as him or greater you have to…

— Aries Spears

My momma used to kick in the door like SWAT!

— Aries Spears

Eddie Murphy was the Michael Jordan of comedy. He had a full range of abilities.

— Aries Spears

How do you ask a woman to gargle your nuts?

— Aries Spears

Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before. We can…

— Aries Spears

I know when the anthrax thing hit - white people, y'all was very nervous. Y'all would come up to me at work and warn…

— Aries Spears

To sustain longevity, you have to evolve.

— Aries Spears

I'm at a very frustrating point in my career because I'm not a millionaire. Like, people assume because you're in movies or TV, you're…

— Aries Spears

I never wanted to limit myself to just impressions. I wanted to branch out and develop other parts of my game.

— Aries Spears

The best part about being a stand-up is the connection with the audience. There's nothing more gratifying then when you can make 300 people…

— Aries Spears

Ladies Commit, There's A Wedding In It For You.

— Aries Spears