I like to go to the frat house and drink with my white friends, because anytime you go drinking at the frat house, white boys bring you a drink and hand it to you like it's a top CIA secret.… — Aries Spears Copy Share Image
I always said if I ever get married, I would tell my woman - I love Michael Jordan, I am a Michael Jordan fanatic - I said, 'Michael Jordan is the only athlete you can sleep with and I wouldn't… — Aries Spears Copy Share Image
I think Chappelle set the bar when he came out with his show. To be as great as him or greater you have to… — Aries Spears Copy Share Image
Eddie Murphy was the Michael Jordan of comedy. He had a full range of abilities. — Aries Spears Copy Share Image
Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before. We can… — Aries Spears Copy Share Image
We are all a little bit racist. White people, y'all are the first people to denounce it. I'm not racist. I'm incapable of being… — Aries Spears Copy Share Image
I know when the anthrax thing hit - white people, y'all was very nervous. Y'all would come up to me at work and warn… — Aries Spears Copy Share Image
I'm at a very frustrating point in my career because I'm not a millionaire. Like, people assume because you're in movies or TV, you're… — Aries Spears Copy Share Image
I never wanted to limit myself to just impressions. I wanted to branch out and develop other parts of my game. — Aries Spears Copy Share Image
The best part about being a stand-up is the connection with the audience. There's nothing more gratifying then when you can make 300 people… — Aries Spears Copy Share Image
