I know when the anthrax thing hit - white people, y'all was very nervous. Y'all would come up to me at work and warn me, like 'Oh my God, Aries, be careful. Don't open your mail.' Let me tell you… — Aries Spears Copy Share Image
I like to go to the frat house and drink with my white friends, because anytime you go drinking at the frat house, white boys bring you a drink and hand it to you like it's a top CIA secret.… — Aries Spears Copy Share Image
I think Chappelle set the bar when he came out with his show. To be as great as him or greater you have to… — Aries Spears Copy Share Image
Eddie Murphy was the Michael Jordan of comedy. He had a full range of abilities. — Aries Spears Copy Share Image
Because it's uncensored cable, I think we'll be able to do the kind of sketch comedy that really hasn't been seen before. We can… — Aries Spears Copy Share Image
We are all a little bit racist. White people, y'all are the first people to denounce it. I'm not racist. I'm incapable of being… — Aries Spears Copy Share Image
I know when the anthrax thing hit - white people, y'all was very nervous. Y'all would come up to me at work and warn… — Aries Spears Copy Share Image
I'm at a very frustrating point in my career because I'm not a millionaire. Like, people assume because you're in movies or TV, you're… — Aries Spears Copy Share Image
I never wanted to limit myself to just impressions. I wanted to branch out and develop other parts of my game. — Aries Spears Copy Share Image
The best part about being a stand-up is the connection with the audience. There's nothing more gratifying then when you can make 300 people… — Aries Spears Copy Share Image
