Funny Quote by Jeff Foxworthy

If I ever buy a house and redo the bathroom, I'm putting urinals in there.

— Lamorne Morris

Using a public bathroom is an incredibly embarrassing experience. I enter the stall but can't reach the lock on the door.

— Sinead Burke

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.

— Erma Bombeck

My pet peeve is hearing a knock on the bathroom door followed by the familiar words, 'What are you doing in there?

— Karen Scalf Linamen

Every time I go into a vinyl-floored bathroom I feel I'm in a hospital, care home or weird institution. Or a really cheap hostel…

— George Clarke

Freak people out in public restrooms by saying come in when they knock on the stall door.

— Nikhil Saluja

Every bathroom is open if you kick the door hard enough.

— Green Monk

I think bathrooms are where everyone bonds. That is the bonding place.

— Peyton List

Why do they call it the restroom? Is there anybody just resting in this room?

— Dane Cook

There seems to be only one place in my house where I can have some me time without being bothered with what I'm doing:…

— Epifani Savea

Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is…

— Joey Bishop

Because of the world we live in, we lock the doors in our house when we go to sleep. If you live in an…

— Judy Sheindlin