The worse thing I've been told after the dentist: You can't eat for 30 Minutes — Katrina Copy Share Image
To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a… — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last. — Helen Rowland Copy Share Image
I always think politicians and even my dentist have more egos than actors. — Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu Copy Share Image
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to… — Jessica Pare Copy Share Image
Choose your agent as carefully as you would choose your accountant or lawyer. Or dentist. — Russell Banks Copy Share Image
We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist. — Joseph Heller Copy Share Image
Animals are so beautiful. Why does an American dentist need to go to Africa to kill them? Look, I get it. You're… — Eric Bolling Copy Share Image
You can't escape history, or the needs and neuroses you've picked up like layers and layers of tartar on your teeth… Your… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“It seemed far more reasonable to belong to a species that had evolved natural tooth replacement than to belong to one that… — Elisabeth Tova Bailey Copy Share Image
I don't go into my dentist and say, 'Are you gay?' I don't say to contestants on 'So You Think You Can… — Nigel Lythgoe Copy Share Image
If I had been Terry Pratchett the farmer, or Terry Pratchett the dentist, nobody would have paid any attention if I had… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
I get sensationalism, I get gossip, I understand that. If I'm at the dentist, I'll flip through those magazines as well. But… — Kylie Minogue Copy Share Image
I don't remember deciding to become a writer. You decide to become a dentist or a postman. For me, writing is like… — Mark Haddon Copy Share Image
I always loved comedy, but I never knew it was something you could learn to do. I always thought that some people… — Paul Reiser Copy Share Image
When I play it I look out and see people hold on to each other and dance or just couples leaning into… — Chris Isaak Copy Share Image
Men hang out their signs indicative of their respective trades; shoe makers hang out a gigantic shoe; jewelers a monster watch, and… — Daniel Webster Copy Share Image
Maybe honeymoons are God's anesthesia. Like the "laughing gas" used by dentists, perhaps honeymoons are designed to protect us from a bit… — Sue Thoele Copy Share Image
It takes a very long time to read a script. I'll look at a script, but there are so many scripts. I… — Christopher Walken Copy Share Image
If I ask you to write down the last 4 digits of your social security number, and then take you out to… — Nassim Nicholas Taleb Copy Share Image
Pearl Jam bassist Jeff Ament and I get excited talking about making record artwork or working with T-shirt designs. The least exciting… — Eddie Vedder Copy Share Image
To most readers the word 'fiction' is an utter fraud. They are entirely convinced that each character has an exact counterpart in… — Louis Auchincloss Copy Share Image
I do all I can to maintain good health. I eat mostly plants, as Michael Pollan would say. I get a lot… — James Howard Kunstler Copy Share Image
“Not too bad, but I went and had coffee afterwards and sat for a bit. I hate the dentist.” — Betty Neels Copy Share Image
I didn't want to be an actress. I wanted to be a dentist, but you never know what life will bring you. — Sofia Vergara Copy Share Image
My father would tell anyone who would listen that this dentist thing he was doing was not his passion; cinematography was. — Lasse Hallstrom Copy Share Image
It turns out dentists don't like it very much when you show up for a cleaning in full vampire gear. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentists drill. — Leonard Woolf Copy Share Image
There was never yet philosopher that could endure the toothache patiently — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill. — Leonard Woolf Copy Share Image
So I went to the dentist. He said Say Aaah. I said Why? He said My dog's died.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My health plan doesn't cover dental, so I enrolled my teeth as 32 dependents, each needing a complete physical once a year. — Robert Breault Copy Share Image
But I can also write in crappy motel rooms, while standing in line, or sitting in the dentist's chair. — Augusten Burroughs Copy Share Image
As the saying goes, Bruce Jenner is a millionaire, and Mark Spitz is a dentist. It's the wrong sport. — Timothy Olyphant Copy Share Image
Brushing your teeth six times before you go to the dentist so they think you have really good teeth. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie. — Rodney Dangerfield Copy Share Image
