Dentist Quote by Evelyn Waugh

Now let's try that again. Ask my wife nice, and maybe I'll let you sleep in the same bed as your teeth tonight.

— Cindy Gerard

I'd rather go to the dentist... but I'm going.

— Phil Gramm

He that sleeps feels not the tooth-ache

— William Shakespeare

Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing.

— Johnny Depp

Maybe honeymoons are God's anesthesia. Like the "laughing gas" used by dentists, perhaps honeymoons are designed to protect us from a bit of the…

— Sue Thoele

Now that I have dentures I love my dentist I'll never have to see him again.

— Stanley Victor Paskavich

Dentist: This will only hurt a little. Me: *LIAR!*

— Anonymous

“A vibrating toothbrush is one hygienic marvel of a sex toy. The next time I want to make love, I’ll make a dentist appointment.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Waiting for your buddies to get laid is right up there with hanging out in a dentist's office.”

— Anonymous

I kind of have a phobia for the dentist's office.

— Joelle Carter

...Your angry and jealous and in the mood to do some forceful dentistry

— Heather Brewer

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.

— Johnny Carson