“Really? Because I recall you asking the Elvis impersonator at your Vegas wedding if he could add a line to Jenny’s… — Tara Sivec Copy Share Image
“So what do we do next? Y’know, as people in a relationship after they’ve solved a conflict.” “Pretty sure a blow job… — Alice Clayton Copy Share Image
“Just for the record, the way to a man's heart isn't through his stomach, but through the best fucking blow job ever.… — Devon Ashley Copy Share Image
“Because really, when you get down on your knees on the pew, you’re just giving God a blow job.” — Nick McDonell Copy Share Image
“She pulled away from Eric's grasp, knelt before Brian and looked up at him. "Let me suck you off," she said. "Please.” — Olivia Cunning Copy Share Image
“Why are you offering me ten thousand dollars a month for babysitting? You didn’t pay the nannies that. It’s ridiculous. For ten… — Jennifer Crusie Copy Share Image
“I'm thinking about fucking your mouth, to be exact.” “Of course you are,” she said drily. “You're a boy. Boys are delusional.”… — Suzanne Wright Copy Share Image
“And what am I doing?” “You?” he eyed me appreciatively. “You’d just stand around and look pretty.” “And?” “Give me blow jobs.”… — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
If you're cool being taken down or giving up, ya lifestyle's a blow job, ya way of livin sucks. — Fabolous Copy Share Image
“You wouldn’t shut up about how brain-damaged that ‘little Rusky diva-bitch’ was and how he needed to just ‘get over his sorry… — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
My mind leaps to my theory about presidents - that there are two kinds, ones who have a lot of sex and… — A.M. Homes Copy Share Image
“Did you let him know that if he can't see fit to return your blow job immediately, you will have no choice… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
“it’s a terrible feeling when you first fall in love. your mind gets completely taken over, you can’t function properly anymore. the… — Annabel Giles Copy Share Image
“Feeling a little emotional, huh? I petted his hair. That's okay. It was an emotional blow job.” — Kylie Scott Copy Share Image
It's not that I don't want to hear about that [blow job] stuff, I just want to hear about it immediately. And… — Lena Dunham Copy Share Image
“What is wrong with you? ARe you the only guy in the universe who doesn't like a blow job?” — Elise Allen Copy Share Image
“That I gave a bad blow job." She bats her eyes sweetly. "Will the Big Guy forgive me? I never did it… — Cody McFadyen Copy Share Image
“ 'You... you're--' 'A virgin?' Jonah's voice cracked in the middle of that hated word. 'Holy fucking merciful Christ giving Peter a… — Amy Lane Copy Share Image
He turned down a blow job from his ex-girlfriend... mid-blowjob. You know how hard that is for a man? It's called blue… — Forgetting Sarah Marshall Copy Share Image
Maybe we can combine 2 things that everybody loves. Helping out the poor and blow jobs. — Joe Rogan Copy Share Image
“Onyx prides itself on its award winning customer service, however some of the staff prefer to pride themselves on their outstanding blow… — Pandora Tolson Copy Share Image
My mother told me that life isn't always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole… — Chelsea Handler Copy Share Image
It's impossible to look at a woman eating a banana and not think of a blow job. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
