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“I guess there's a benefit to dating a bunch of selfish losers...it sure teaches a girl to how to give a good blow job.” quote by Elle Casey — Download Open image

““I guess there's a benefit to dating a bunch of selfish losers...it sure teaches a girl to how to give a good blow job.””

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“I tend to agree with that little devil more and more these days.”

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“Our chances of survival were entirely dependent on our ability and willingness to dominate others.”

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“Scars are your body's way of healing, making that damaged part stronger than it ever wad before the pain”

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“Apparently, when faced with impending death, I completely lose my shit.”

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“It's not every day that I spoke to a totally hot naked man who I was getting read to expose my parts to--and piss…

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“I can't let you go because you're mine”

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“So you say, like, 'Hey tree, fix Finn,' and the tree is like, 'Okay, shazam, done.”

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“I love it when my brain just spontaneously takes over like that. It always surprises me.”

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“That was just too embarrassing, although there was a sort of poetic justice to peeing on your enemies when they weren't able to get…

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“I wasted the best years of my life on that asshole.”

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“I love you, Andie Marks MacKenzie. I'm not letting you go.”

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“Life ain't all blow jobs and ice cream. Sometimes it's a shit sandwich and a kick in the nuts.”

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