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The master of ceremonies asked people to say what they thought the function of the novel might be in modern society, and… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
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I think we made out [sexuality changing]. I think that's really great, and we didn't jump into intercourse. And there were no… — Judy Blume Copy Share Image
I haven't had sex in two and a half years. A guy I met in San Francisco gave me a sympathy blow… — Kevin Sessums Copy Share Image
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For sure, even the worst blow job is better than, say, sniffing the best rose . . . watching the greatest sunset. Hearing children laugh. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
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Teacher asked the class to spell a 12 letter word! Kid Says: Masturbation! Teacher Says: WOW! That's a mouth full!?! Kids says:… — Stephanie Copy Share Image
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