“I would just like to throw out there that we can all stop talking about putting things up my ass. No fly… — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
“What is wrong with you?” He glared at me. “I’m somewhat sure I’m suddenly gay,” I shrugged, “My father and mother are… — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
“Peter to Austin: "Hard-ons don't make you think less. They make you think stupid. Which makes me think you must have one 24/7.” — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
“Your daughter is gay? Where are all these gay people coming from? Gay friends. Gay daughters of friends. Gay sisters-in-law. Gay suspects.… — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
“What the fuck are you doing with your life?” “Dating hookers, learning the gay, housing criminals, pissing off my fellow cops, and… — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
“Do you know what I did to the last guy that called me Tinkerbelle?" "Slept with him?" Darryl was silent for a… — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
“At some point all of this is going to catch up with me,” I said. “What is?” “Gay, boyfriend, job loss, career… — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
“Fucking cracker,” Alvarado hissed as he was shoved into the patrol car. “Aw, that’s discrimination, right there.” I feigned hurt. “See, I… — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
“Do you know why I like dogs and not cats? Because when you’re talking to dogs, they don’t walk away in order… — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
“Tell me something good about your life," I whispered, needing to hear that he wasn't as broken as I thought him to… — Dani Alexander Copy Share Image
