Parenting Quote by Dani Alexander

“I rolled my eyes as the elevator door opened. 'I was thinking more along the lines of Tick and Tock. You know they won't--'…

— T.J. Klune

“I practiced saying I was gay to inanimate objects around the house. I told the soap dish in the bathroom, the ceiling fan above…

— Nick Burd

“Your mother mentioned she had a little girl. These are for you, sweetheart. Just a little something, heh heh." He handed me a wrinkled…

— Wally Lamb

“I’m incredibly straight faced,” I told her mock-seriously. That made her laugh. “Yes, you’re amazingly stoic and reserved,” she griped, giving an overly exaggerated…

— Honor Raconteur

“You poked a fucking cucumber up his butt?” “Couple of ‘em.” He chuckled. “And you said I was the weird fucker.” “So, when did…

— Scott Hildreth

“We’ll count it, even if it’s so incredibly gay that it should come with its own packet of fairy dust that you could sprinkle…

— T.J. Klune

“What is wrong with you?” He glared at me. “I’m somewhat sure I’m suddenly gay,” I shrugged, “My father and mother are hypocritical abandoning…

— Dani Alexander

“It wasn't easy telling my family that I'm gay. I made my carefully worded announcement at Thanksgiving. It was very Norman Rockwell. I said,…

— Bob Smith

“[Eric] 'So you want me to go to a human orgy, where I will not be welcome, and you want us to leave before…

— Charlaine Harris

“I slammed the door shut before we had a cold buffet in the front corridor. The shouts grew louder, denied their target. If I…

— Alyxandra Harvey

“Beth, eat your greens. They’re good for you. Come on, eat your peas.” “I don’t want to,” she whined, and we turned to watch…

— Samantha Young

“Please tell me you’re not chastising me over my lack of manners right now. Because if I thought that were true, I just might…

— Christine Bell