Quote by Nick Swardson Download Open image “Hello........Cool I hope its a naked dude with a boner.” — Nick Swardson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
What it comes down to, you see, is that a naked body is just a naked body. But the possibility of a naked body… — Max Barry Copy Share Image
“When a woman is in front of a guy, naked, they're not thinking about whether her ass is big or whether she looks like… — T. Gephart Copy Share Image
“He's naked except for those soft ripped jeans, top button casually undone. Jeez, he looks so freaking hot. My subconscious is frantically fanning herself,… — E.L. James Copy Share Image
I have to see myself naked! That’s all that counts. If I’m not happy with my naked body, who will be? — Kelly Rowland Copy Share Image
I almost never draw a completely naked man. He has to have at least a pair of boots or something on. To me, a… — Tom of Finland Copy Share Image
The body is an actor's tool, like the face, malleable. I never thought that being naked was immoral or outrageous. — Emmanuelle Beart Copy Share Image
For me, honestly, one of the first movies I did I was always pounding coffee, and I crashed so horribly. So I've kind of… — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
That's great Bobby, but we don't have Dance Dance Revolution, so - you're dumb. — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
Uh-oh? What does that mean? High score? Is that bad? Did I break it? — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
Ok... so who wants to hear about my STD from the silent film era? Yeah, put your hands up for that one. This chick's… — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
If you want to be a comedian, go out. Do a week in Des Moines, Iowa. Try to make those people laugh. — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
I always write and create. I'm never not creating. I'm always creating a show, every year, whether it gets picked up or not. I… — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
Most sketch aficionados have an enormous amount of respect for 'Mr. Show.' I didn't have HBO back then, so I was always trying to… — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
I would eventually like to write and star in my own stuff. I think I have a good comedic sense, so I'd like to… — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
I'm developing more stuff in my voice, more Nick Swardson. It's me as myself in a sense and kind of in my voice, no… — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
