Boner Quotes by Beavis And Butthead

Would ya like a copy of my butt? -Butt-Head

— Beavis And Butthead

It's coming out of the ass of the ass. -Beavis

— Beavis And Butthead

We should be on TV. - Butt-Head

— Beavis And Butthead

Uh, your cow's like, broken sir. - Butt-Head

— Beavis And Butthead

Shut up, Beavis before I kick your ass so hard it'll turn inside-out and come out your mouth. -Butt-head

— Beavis And Butthead

I thought you said you wanted to do me I'm sorry. -Beavis

— Beavis And Butthead

Hey Butt-Head, I dreamed I was at school last night. Do you think that counts for attendance?

— Beavis And Butthead

Beavis you dumbass! There always been TV! There's just more channels now!

— Beavis And Butthead

Settle down, Beavis. This is only gonna hurt for like a minute or something. -Butt-Head

— Beavis And Butthead

You twisted your's when you were choking it! - Beavis

— Beavis And Butthead

Nachos Rule!! -Butthead and Beavis

— Beavis And Butthead

I don't like stuff that sucks! - Butt-Head

— Beavis And Butthead