Dammit, Beavis. You just sent my boner to the ground. -Butthead — Beavis And Butthead Copy Share Image
Be thankful you're alive, have as much sex as possible. Because you will be a full on boner soon. — Jeremy Limn Copy Share Image
“Holy crap, you are like a dog with a bone,” I commented to Ryan. “Or just one with a boner.” — Stacey Marie Brown Copy Share Image
“Never met a boner killer as effective as a text from the brother of the girl you want to screw. But” — Lauren Blakely Copy Share Image
“I became a diligent condom carrier and when most subsequent lovers had the good fortune to lie under my grunting, sweaty mass,… — Rob Delaney Copy Share Image
When my erection lasts for more than 4 hours after taking Viagra, I don't go see a doctor, I go see a… — Rudy Espinoza Copy Share Image
“But I don’t follow Kate. And the reason is simple: Have you ever tried to run with a boner staring up at… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“As Boy had once heard his father say: Your desire will tell you who you are, you can’t reason with a boner… — Nemo Euler Copy Share Image
Unfortunate stuff about being a guy in school and a really hot girl sits on your lap and you have to resist… — Padraig Copy Share Image
“Please. The boy gets a boner every time you walk into the room." My eyes pop back open. Does she mean that… — Stephanie Perkins Copy Share Image
“You’re one messed-up piece of work.” “Yeah, but you’re starting to worry that you might like me,” I say confidently. “Considering I… — Lauren Layne Copy Share Image
“I get a total lady boner. My lady bits are way too happy. So happy it's crying juicy tears.” — Belle Aurora Copy Share Image
