Boners Quote by Daniel Tosh Download Open image “It's all fun and games until someone gets a boner.” — Daniel Tosh ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.2 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Boners Fun Games Metallica Sports
Life, like all other games, becomes fun when one realizes that it's just a game. — Nerijus Stasiulis Copy Share Image
It's all fun and games until someone calls the cops. Then it's a new game; Hide and Seek. — Psyche_Zeroh Copy Share Image
Its all fun and games, until someone calls the cops. Then its a new game; hide and seek. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Throwing a McDouble in the air at a fat camp and shouting, LET THE HUNGER GAMES BEGIN! — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
I'm like our fearless leader [Jesus]. Where do I get my inspiration? I don't know. I just make fun of everything. — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
I saw a guy wearing a "What Would Jesus Do?" bracelet and a Lance Armstrong bracelet, and he went up to this blind kid… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Here's what I tell people now when they come to my shows: 'First of all, thank you for stimulating the economy, or at least… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Doing a book signing tomorrow at Barnes & Noble. Bring your own book...I haven't written one yet. — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Models: I'm not voting for you for any stupid magazine list! If you were really that Hot you wouldn't have to beg the world… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Thank you people that are laughing with your hand away from your mouth. That joke is clearly not for everyone, but I enjoy watching… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
You should never eat when you're on the toilet. "But I'm lactose-intolerant, and I always wanted to enjoy a bowl of Puffins with whole… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
I never want to cannibalize my act, and I'm really excited that I am going to be able to perform new material. I'm not… — Daniel Tosh Copy Share Image
Der, die, das, dem, den, des. German's six ways of saying 'the', like six sexual positions you never knew existed. Hey, I just sprung… — Barry Webster Copy Share Image
“You read a book for the story, for each of its words," Gordy said, "and you draw your cartoons for the story, for each… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
Consider, if you will, the morning boner. What a metaphor of hope and renewal! How can anyone give way to despair when one’s groin… — C.D. Payne Copy Share Image
I love when you get boner spam for boner pills and the subject is Be a better lover. Oh, the boner was the problem… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
There's nothing like a clown with a boner to remind you that you're having a nightmare. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Horses are like giant possums that you can ride and they stare at you and have terrifying boners — Jeffrey Rowland Copy Share Image
On True Blood — I've never told anybody this—but I was so nervous and I was so drunk that after I shot the scene… — Lizzy Caplan Copy Share Image
I'd done all my research and seen that Booker and Gadson had worked with giant folks and little peanuts, too. That just showed me… — Kelly Hogan Copy Share Image
“Find something that gets you rock hard, and you'll never have to work another day in your life.” — Trevor Carss Copy Share Image
That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever? — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
Thank you for all the birthday wishes, it's brought a tear to my eye, and a boner to my pants. — Jack Barakat Copy Share Image
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