Horses are like giant possums that you can ride and they stare at you and have terrifying boners — Jeffrey Rowland Copy Share Image
Girls get butterflies. Guys get boners. Girls play hard to get...Guys play to get hard. — Cuts And Scars Copy Share Image
Guys will never understand periods, and girls will never understand boners, lets leave it at that... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's nothing like a clown with a boner to remind you that you're having a nightmare. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
“I’m gonna admit it: When one of those nuns showered with us after wrestling practice there were more than a few boners… — Ron Burgundy Copy Share Image
Girls get butterflies. Guys get boners. Girls play hard to get. Guys plays get hard. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Der, die, das, dem, den, des. German's six ways of saying 'the', like six sexual positions you never knew existed. Hey, I… — Barry Webster Copy Share Image
I love when you get boner spam for boner pills and the subject is Be a better lover. Oh, the boner was… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
Consider, if you will, the morning boner. What a metaphor of hope and renewal! How can anyone give way to despair when… — C.D. Payne Copy Share Image
On True Blood — I've never told anybody this—but I was so nervous and I was so drunk that after I shot… — Lizzy Caplan Copy Share Image
I'd done all my research and seen that Booker and Gadson had worked with giant folks and little peanuts, too. That just… — Kelly Hogan Copy Share Image
“You read a book for the story, for each of its words," Gordy said, "and you draw your cartoons for the story,… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
Thank you for all the birthday wishes, it's brought a tear to my eye, and a boner to my pants. — Jack Barakat Copy Share Image
“Find something that gets you rock hard, and you'll never have to work another day in your life.” — Trevor Carss Copy Share Image
That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever? — Adam Carolla Copy Share Image
