Boners Quote by Dana Gould Download Open image “There's nothing like a clown with a boner to remind you that you're having a nightmare.” — Dana Gould ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Boner Remind Boners Clown Clown Boner Dream Having Nightmare Like Clown Nightmare
We all have fears, especially when we're younger. I was afraid of clowns. — Haley Bennett Copy Share Image
I'm your nightmare. Did you think you were done with nightmares, now you've become one? — Poppy Z. Brite Copy Share Image
I have this fear of clowns, so I think that if I surround myself with them, it will ward off all evil. — Johnny Depp Copy Share Image
I really didn't want to expand the negative vision of clowns because clowns are not intrinsically scary. — Andy Muschietti Copy Share Image
My brain doesn't have enough time to play around like that. To get limber enough to have a nightmare. — John Wozniak Copy Share Image
There was a clown that tried to eat me as a boy, in my nightmares. Years later I found a clown for booking online… — Thom Yorke Copy Share Image
I'm fascinated by the whole clown phobia thing because I personally don't have it. — Ryan Murphy Copy Share Image
You have to be kind of alerted to the fact that clowns are scary and then you can't look at them the same way… — Reece Shearsmith Copy Share Image
As hard as I try to live with some degree of faith in my life, I just can't believe that the full moon can… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Somewhere, there's someone who's masturbation ritual ends with them setting up ventriloquist dummies facing the bed. I mean, someone else. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
I feel very uncomfortable when I eat in restaurants. I'm obnoxiously polite with the waiters: 'I just want a tuna sandwich. I'll go get… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Cowboy boots with a suit? You're a rough, tough businessman. Chaps with a bow tie? You're in the rough, tough man business. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Despite a primitive brain, the octopus possesses an intricate system that helps it decide which tentacle to masturbate with. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
I got mugged about six months ago. The oddest thing about the entire situation, though, was that I wasn't afraid, which is strange because… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
It's gonna be awesome! A suspected pedophile dunks my kids head in a bucket so when she dies she can live in an invisible… — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
If I ever go into a coma, one of you has to promise to come by occasionally and tweeze my unibrow. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
They say that God is in the details. Then again, they also say that the Devil is in the details. Boy, talk about awkward. — Dana Gould Copy Share Image
Der, die, das, dem, den, des. German's six ways of saying 'the', like six sexual positions you never knew existed. Hey, I just sprung… — Barry Webster Copy Share Image
Girls get butterflies. Guys get boners. Girls play hard to get...Guys play to get hard. — Cuts And Scars Copy Share Image
“You read a book for the story, for each of its words," Gordy said, "and you draw your cartoons for the story, for each… — Sherman Alexie Copy Share Image
Consider, if you will, the morning boner. What a metaphor of hope and renewal! How can anyone give way to despair when one’s groin… — C.D. Payne Copy Share Image
I love when you get boner spam for boner pills and the subject is Be a better lover. Oh, the boner was the problem… — Doug Stanhope Copy Share Image
“I’m gonna admit it: When one of those nuns showered with us after wrestling practice there were more than a few boners on display.” — Ron Burgundy Copy Share Image
Horses are like giant possums that you can ride and they stare at you and have terrifying boners — Jeffrey Rowland Copy Share Image
On True Blood — I've never told anybody this—but I was so nervous and I was so drunk that after I shot the scene… — Lizzy Caplan Copy Share Image
I'd done all my research and seen that Booker and Gadson had worked with giant folks and little peanuts, too. That just showed me… — Kelly Hogan Copy Share Image
“Find something that gets you rock hard, and you'll never have to work another day in your life.” — Trevor Carss Copy Share Image
