Boners Quotes by Barry Webster

“In our lifetimes, we can only know a small portion of what exists. The world is endless and its treasures are inexhaustible.”

— Barry Webster

Der, die, das, dem, den, des. German's six ways of saying 'the', like six sexual positions you never knew existed. Hey, I just sprung…

— Barry Webster

There should be a connection between a man's hairstyle and what matters to him in life.

— Barry Webster

I shall listen to my heart and it shall save me. I shall listen to my heart and I'll be free.

— Barry Webster

But I feel vanity is a part of art and the non-vain are really non-artistic.

— Barry Webster

Rocks are more co-operative than people.

— Barry Webster

You don't know your ass from a hole in the ground, you know that?

— Barry Webster

Sarcasm is the language of people whose emotions are dying.

— Barry Webster

“The wonderful illogicalness of life stares him in the face like God.”

— Barry Webster

Wind is what happens when air falls in love with itself.

— Barry Webster

The ridiculous is closer to life's source than the sensible.

— Barry Webster

I surrender to the Monster. What pleasure at last to give way to the strongest force in oneself.

— Barry Webster

As a man I'd been a cool customer. As a woman I was a hot tamale.

— Barry Webster

But once you describe something, you destroy it.

— Barry Webster