Wrestling Quote by Ron Burgundy

“Look, I'm a guy. Your ass was touching my groin. Of course I'm going to pop a boner. It's a natural reaction.”

— Gwen Hayes

“Hey self, Stop having a lady boner moment!”

— Georgia Cates

“We were locked down tighter than a nun’s thighs, and that’s just how I liked it.”

— Matthew Mather

“and today, your bones gathered your skin and said 'Come on, let's do it again”

— Upile Chisala

“Wriggling around, two fingers deep in my back end like some teenage boy unsure what he should be tugging at inside his girlfriend’s nether…

— David Louden

“I’ve wrestled an alligator before. It wasn’t alive, but I still pinned it down. I was trying to impress a woman, and I bet…

— Jarod Kintz

“I get a total lady boner. My lady bits are way too happy. So happy it's crying juicy tears.”

— Belle Aurora

“I'm sure you have drawers overflowing with panties the ladies throw at the stage. We saw you guys play down at Mon Brewing a…

— Jason Jack Miller

“One of her in dirty sweats is worth ten of you naked on your knees, so get the fuck out.”

— Joanna Wylde

“Embarrassing as it was to admit, I was beginning to enjoy the role, thinking there was nothing like packing a pair of cuffs to…

— Janet Evanovich

“P.S. You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.”

— Tina Fey

“What... Are you on strike from wearing deodorant now too? You smell like a boy's locker room after a wrestling match!”

— Bethany Lopez