“I was thrown out of every game, but not before I got my five in. I still hold the Iowa state record for most technicals in a season. Look it up. We had a great team in ’57: a big… — Ron Burgundy Copy Share Image
“Horses respond in a myriad of ways but I find, like children, if you can break them down fast to a place where they… — Ron Burgundy Copy Share Image
“Dear asshole, I want to thank you for making me miss the strawberry festival with your selfish and asinine driving. You are the worst… — Ron Burgundy Copy Share Image
“every Friday night he would set up a desk in the Tight Manhole, an Irish bar where the mine workers drank and sang songs of misery. The oil company paid him to report on all the charitable and civic-minded projects they had in the works as well as hard-hitting news stories happening in Haggleworth. Because of his honest face and… — Ron Burgundy Copy Share
“My understuff was and has been a source of great pride for me but not my greatest. If I had to guess at what… — Ron Burgundy Copy Share Image
“The poor dumb lug didn’t know what hit him. (It was a brick. I used a brick.)” — Ron Burgundy Copy Share Image
“If I’m in a room with nunchuks you might as well forget it. It’s like putting down a plate of peanut butter cookies, I cannot resist picking them up. I will invariably grab those nunchuks and start flipping them around, whirling them through the air and within seconds my whole face is bruised and bleeding. I can’t work ’em. I… — Ron Burgundy Copy Share
Good evening. I'm Ron Burgundy and here's what happening in your world tonight. — Ron Burgundy Copy Share Image
“I will rip your balls off and sauté them in garlic butter with basil and ground pepper. I will then add a garnish of… — Ron Burgundy Copy Share Image
“Being a News Anchor is so close to being god on so many levels that you start to think like one. You start to… — Ron Burgundy Copy Share Image
“I was thrown out of every game, but not before I got my five in. I still hold the Iowa state record for most… — Ron Burgundy Copy Share Image
“I carry a picture of Buffy Sainte-Marie in my wallet and I’m not even Catholic.” — Ron Burgundy Copy Share Image
