Quote by Ron Burgundy Download Open image ““The poor dumb lug didn’t know what hit him. (It was a brick. I used a brick.)”” — Ron Burgundy ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“His squirming turned to near seizures, and he swung his arms, smacking me across the cheek. Of course it was the hand with the… — Rhys Ford Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used as a stand in for a liar’s face. Go on, punch that liar in his face. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to direct traffic. Use a brick from the scene of the accident, where some driver ran into a brick… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Hit it with anything. Bullets, bricks, your bare hands, harsh language.” — M R Carey Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to make life easier. Start carrying one around with you everywhere you go, and you’ll see what I mean.… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used as a device to deliver bad news. Sometimes it's better to be blunt. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick is slow, when it’s lying on the floor. But fast when just thrown. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to crush the dreams of the little guy. Especially if that little guy’s dreams are roach like and scurrying… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to let that special someone in your life know how much you love them. Instead of tossing out a… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to wipe your ass with. You know, if you already live someplace shitty. ” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Horses respond in a myriad of ways but I find, like children, if you can break them down fast to a place where they… — Ron Burgundy Copy Share Image
“Dear asshole, I want to thank you for making me miss the strawberry festival with your selfish and asinine driving. You are the worst… — Ron Burgundy Copy Share Image
“every Friday night he would set up a desk in the Tight Manhole, an Irish bar where the mine workers drank and sang songs… — Ron Burgundy Copy Share Image
“My understuff was and has been a source of great pride for me but not my greatest. If I had to guess at what… — Ron Burgundy Copy Share Image
“If I’m in a room with nunchuks you might as well forget it. It’s like putting down a plate of peanut butter cookies, I… — Ron Burgundy Copy Share Image
Good evening. I'm Ron Burgundy and here's what happening in your world tonight. — Ron Burgundy Copy Share Image
“I will rip your balls off and sauté them in garlic butter with basil and ground pepper. I will then add a garnish of… — Ron Burgundy Copy Share Image
“Being a News Anchor is so close to being god on so many levels that you start to think like one. You start to… — Ron Burgundy Copy Share Image
“I was thrown out of every game, but not before I got my five in. I still hold the Iowa state record for most… — Ron Burgundy Copy Share Image
“I carry a picture of Buffy Sainte-Marie in my wallet and I’m not even Catholic.” — Ron Burgundy Copy Share Image
“I’m gonna admit it: When one of those nuns showered with us after wrestling practice there were more than a few boners on display.” — Ron Burgundy Copy Share Image
