Judith Fitzgerald

“Some days, I wish the whole fucking world would just 'phone in sick.”

— Judith Fitzgerald

“My mother warned me about me.”

— Judith Fitzgerald

“Here are the prey; there are the predators; but, the challenge remains: Be neither.”

— Judith Fitzgerald

“Wake up and smell the corpses.”

— Judith Fitzgerald

“Poetry is not business as usual.”

— Judith Fitzgerald

“I heard it through the gripevine.”

— Judith Fitzgerald

“Done there. Been that. Bought the biscuit.”

— Judith Fitzgerald

“I fought the raw; the raw won.”

— Judith Fitzgerald

“Unlike Maxine Kumin, I never learned to pay the syntax.”

— Judith Fitzgerald

“We are where we need to be (whether we like it or not).”

— Judith Fitzgerald

“Gimmed a brick!”

— Judith Fitzgerald

“The road to health is paved with good preventions.”

— Judith Fitzgerald

“We are free to do as we are told.”

— Judith Fitzgerald

“A saint is a human being who neither wants nor needs to hurt you.”

— Judith Fitzgerald

“You take the shit; you make an art of it; then, you die.”

— Judith Fitzgerald

“Only the good die dumb.”

— Judith Fitzgerald

“Someone's got a bad case of sour gripes.”

— Judith Fitzgerald

“I'm not difficult, I'm decisive. If a woman puts you on hold, she's considered a bitch.”

— Judith Fitzgerald

“Get a gripe.”

— Judith Fitzgerald

“Big Brother is catching.”

— Judith Fitzgerald

“See? I can read between the lies of the lines of the writing on the wail.”

— Judith Fitzgerald

“You made your bed; now, you can die in it.”

— Judith Fitzgerald

“If books could kill, I would have written more of them before I died.”

— Judith Fitzgerald

“I don't leave home without me.”

— Judith Fitzgerald

“Have a nice life and an even nicer afterlife.”

— Judith Fitzgerald