Quote by Judith Fitzgerald

“Jesus died for humanity and my goal next year is to get the newest iPhone. How sick is that?”

— Alin Sav

“Toyed with the idea of letting it go to voicemail, then remembered the sick messages the phone-sex salesman had been leaving me,”

— Graham Parke

“You can never tell how you sound over the phone, that evil piece of machinery, and I would stop using one, we all would,…

— Brock Clarke

“If I wasn’t about to go on the run, I’d get one of those smartphones that people hunch over all day like shitting dogs.”

— Victoria Scott

“Cliff, a cell phone isn't a toy. It's a very lucky technical miracle for all of us. It's a prime weapon against our essential…

— Jim Harrison

“You always sound like you’re coping pretty well on the phone.” “Don’t be fooled. I have to maintain at least some shred of dignity.…

— Cherrie Lynn

“I looked away quickly, trying not to read anything into that one simple word, and held up my hand. “Let me have your phone.”

— Kate SeRine

“I'm sorry, we can't come to the phone right now 'cause we're dead. Feel free to leave a message, but if we don't get…

— Alan Emmins

“I have always wished for my computer to be as easy to use as my telephone; my wish has come true because I can…

— Bjarne Stroustrup

“I put my cell phone in my back pocket (a habit that has destroyed two phones so far) and tried to blank my face.…

— Patricia Briggs

“America's phones are bliss. Their habit of actually working is very disconcerting: Put in a coin, and speak to whoever answers. I truly hope…

— Jonathan Gash

“People have become so accustomed to texting that they're actually startled when the phone rings. It's like we suddenly all have Bat-phones. If it…

— Ellen DeGeneres