Voicemail Quote by Graham Parke

“what a phone-sex salesman would be selling me exactly.”

— Graham Parke

“[I hear phone sex can work], I sent, [but I kind of doubt text-sex would.] He sent me a picture shot down his pants.…

— K.D. Sarge

“Never mind the fact that what she described was the content of LITERALLY EVERY VOICE MAIL IN HISTORY. Name, hello, please call back. Not…

— Aziz Ansari

“Some days, I wish the whole fucking world would just 'phone in sick.”

— Judith Fitzgerald

“To be fair, she called this morning. I stared at the phone. Circled it on my bed. And, eventually, it stopped ringing. If it…

— Kelley York

“All right,” I said. “Keep in touch with cell phones.” “We don’t have cell phones,” Silena protested. I reached down, picked up some snoring…

— Rick Riordan

“Did you know that you can integrate your telecommunications and office network together so you get an email that reads a voicemail message to…

— Raj Khera

“My father called twice and left a voicemail—who does that?”

— Megan Erickson

“I was accustomed to women saying “yes” to me within seconds, and I’d never had to work this hard just to get someone’s phone…

— Whitney G

“Instead of handing it over, I tossed it onto the floor and said, "I keep telling Mr. Wrong Number I don't need him anymore…

— Lynn Painter

“He backed away from me, clutching the phone to his chest. “What?” “Gimme the phone,” I commanded, holding out my hand. His head dropped…

— Karina Halle

“Your phone’s vibrating,” Scottie says. She takes my cell phone out of her pocket, the phone she has stolen from me to text her…

— Kaui Hart Hemmings