Humor Quote by K.D. Sarge

“He’s called you, like, four times in the past week. And seriously, you should be embarrassed. I’ve never met anyone who has as much…

— Gena Showalter

“I thought you weren’t allowed to have a phone,” he says. “Or was that a really pathetic excuse to avoid giving me your number?”…

— Colleen Hoover

“Toyed with the idea of letting it go to voicemail, then remembered the sick messages the phone-sex salesman had been leaving me,”

— Graham Parke

“Your phone’s vibrating,” Scottie says. She takes my cell phone out of her pocket, the phone she has stolen from me to text her…

— Kaui Hart Hemmings

“In my mind, the sexiest thing in the world is the feeling that you’re wanted. The slightly nervous asking of your phone number. The…

— Mindy Kaling

“He turns the screen around to face me. “What the hell kind of texts are these?” He turns the phone around and reads one.…

— Colleen Hoover

“The phone in my hand buzzed. Logan had just texted I Love You - so cute how he never abbreviated it.”

— Jeri Smith-Ready

“what a phone-sex salesman would be selling me exactly.”

— Graham Parke

“I received a phone text that looked like it was sent to a lover from my girlfriend. She had a story to explain it.…

— Steven Magee

“I picked up my phone from my nightstand, skin prickling all over with hurt, eyes stinging a little too brightly at the words he’d…

— Callie Hart

“I was your man, you were halfway around the world from me, honey, I’d fucking phone you … If you told me you needed…

— Kristen Ashley

“give me your cell phone" "What for?" "So i could admire the fine technology a human woman can afford to buy." He held out…

— Jennifer Ashley