Humor Quote by K.D. Sarge
““Don't leave a message," his voicemail said. "If you do, I might call you back. We could end up communicating, and that would be awkward.””
““Don't leave a message," his voicemail said. "If you do, I might call you back. We could end up communicating, and that would be awkward.””
![“[I hear phone sex can work], I sent, [but I kind of doubt text-sex would.] He sent me a picture shot down his pants. I snickered and sent him a picture of my mouth. [autehigixuhi&^%$], he sent back. Then, [yeah, phone sex not satisfying. Also I think I dick-dialed Kentucky.]” quote by K.D. Sarge](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/f8f/k-d-sarge-56640_humor_i-hear-phone-sex-can-work-i-sent-but-i-k_2129089.jpg)
![“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of…” quote by Nora Ephron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/d79/nora-ephron-1217_business_s-ometimes-when-you-are-a-food-person-th_980.jpg)
