Funny Quote by K.D. Sarge Download Open image ““He's wearing flannel!" Alan yelped. "He's shoving his straight in my face!”” — K.D. Sarge ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.9 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Gay
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“[I hear phone sex can work], I sent, [but I kind of doubt text-sex would.] He sent me a picture shot down his pants.… — K.D. Sarge Copy Share Image
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![“[I hear phone sex can work], I sent, [but I kind of doubt text-sex would.] He sent me a picture shot down his pants. I snickered and sent him a picture of my mouth. [autehigixuhi&^%$], he sent back. Then, [yeah, phone sex not satisfying. Also I think I dick-dialed Kentucky.]” quote by K.D. Sarge](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/f8f/k-d-sarge-56640_humor_i-hear-phone-sex-can-work-i-sent-but-i-k_2129089.jpg)
