““I thought you weren’t allowed to have a phone,” he says. “Or was that a really pathetic excuse to avoid giving me your number?” “I’m not allowed. My best friend gave it to me the other day. It can’t do anything but text.” He turns the screen around to face me. “What the hell kind of texts are these?” He turns the phone around and reads one. “Sky, you are beautiful. You are possibly the most exquisite creature in the universe and if anyone tells you otherwise, I’ll cut a bitch.” He arches an eyebrow and looks up at me, then back down to the phone. “Oh, God. They’re all like this. Please tell me you don’t text these to yourself for daily motivation.””
![“[I hear phone sex can work], I sent, [but I kind of doubt text-sex would.] He sent me a picture shot down his pants. I snickered and sent him a picture of my mouth. [autehigixuhi&^%$], he sent back. Then, [yeah, phone sex not satisfying. Also I think I dick-dialed Kentucky.]” quote by K.D. Sarge](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/f8f/k-d-sarge-56640_humor_i-hear-phone-sex-can-work-i-sent-but-i-k_2129089.jpg)
