Every night Quote by Tina Fey

“You know what’s not funny? Funny bones. No, at best they are only mildly amusing.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Your mother dresses you funny!”

— Tony Rattigan

“Wow, she doesn't have any bones. Like, at all. Where the f*ck are her bones? Am I still drunk? Did I sleep with a…

— Tara Sivec

“You have splinters in your back.” “Do I? Well, you have a small fortune between your breasts.”

— Tessa Dare

“My mother is a certainty. I can count on the watercolour pain in her voice when she calls to say she hasn't heard from…

— Trevor Cole

“The body's a funny thing. It's so full of surprises that it makes conventional wisdom seem silly.”

— Pat Conroy

“Had I not come from the core of her bones I do not think my mother would have ever loved me.”

— Abeer Abdullah

“My mother turned towards me with a coffeepot in each hand, her jaw dangling somewhere near her collarbone. You’d think she’d never seen me…

— Rachel Vincent

“Whenever his mother was not lying on her back or down on her knees working, she would spend her money getting high.”

— Jason Medina

“you look just like your mother i guess i do carry her tenderness well you both have the same eyes cause we are both…

— Rupi Kaur

“Mama always said . . . If it’s got tires or testicles, you’re going to have trouble with it.”

— Amy Metz

“There’s one thing I do know. This is not a girl you fuck. This is a girl you take home to meet your mother.…

— Tammy Falkner