Quote by Amy Metz

“If it has tires or testicles, it’s gonna give you trouble.”

— Jill Shalvis

“What was the old saying? If it has tires or testicles, it's gonna give you problems .”

— P.C. Cast

“Well, I could have predicted that something like this was going to happen. You can’t go anywhere with Mama without things getting nuts. If…

— Rebecca Wells

“Your mama finds you like that, she's going to pitch a fit." "The only way she'd find out is if you told her I'd…

— Jodi Picoult

“All I knew was that it was something Mama always warned me about.”

— Randolph Randy Camp

“...but like Mama say, sometimes we got to live it out before we learn.”

— Kathleen Grissom

“Mama always said barefoot and pregnant was not my style. She knew.”

— Barbara Kingsolver

“My mom chooses her battles carefully, and I can tell you one thing about my family. When my mom does say something, she always…

— Stephen Chbosky

“Mama only snorted. A terse, ironic half laugh, the kind of angry chortle that powered Mama through her daily drudgery, as if it were…

— Stefan Merrill Block

“Best mama in the world, and I’m the lucky bastard who knocked her up.”

— Nicole Jacquelyn

“Ain't nothing more important than loving your mama. Even if you can't understand her. Love her. That's all you gotta do.”

— Julie Cantrell

“Mamas are always crying about how one day they see you as a baby, and the next morning, they see you growed up.”

— Andrew Galasetti