Humour Quote by Janet Evanovich

“And I reminded myself that a woman should be able to dress as she liked without a man hurting her...”

— Stephanie Dray

“Now if you tell me there were six other naked women and three attendants hanging around who saw you shove her into the locker,i'll…

— Nora Roberts

“She took another step. The simple motion of her moving leg was like a dance, the unexaggerated shifting of her hip entrancing as a…

— Patrick Rothfuss

“Then she reached lower and started to ease my pants down. I stopped her so I could get my shoes and socks off first.…

— Barry Eisler

“I stood up, and my pants ripped completely across the seam. It was inevitable, but for once in my life, my timing had been…

— Joan Bauer

“Have I come at a bad time?" she managed to say without guffawing. I believe I said something on the order of "argh," and…

— Jeffrey Cohen

“There was something fundamentally embarrassing about being a young woman...[the] embarrassment of wanting to be more assured, more substantive, more whole, of moving to…

— Michelle Orange

“She went along with whatever I did, but I wanted something less generous and more… dubiously consensual. Like cuffing a passed-out woman to my…

— Annabel Joseph

“She watched the woman around her. Most of them undulated like strippers or ground their arses into the men dancing behind them. She copied…

— Michele Gorman

“He glanced over to the stage, where a nearly naked woman gyrated lifelessly around the pole. She could’ve been cleaning toilets for all the…

— Joanna Wylde

“only role. There wasn’t any warmth there. If another woman showed him”

— Ann Cleeves

“The dress bunched up like loose skin round her neck. It wouldn't behave, wouldn't act as if it was really hers. Wearing it was…

— Maggie O'Farrell