Quote by Shane Dawson

Boners are like sex notifications for guys.

— Nikhil Saluja

Don't worry about the guys trying to bone you, ladies. Worry about the guys trying to debone you.

— Nikhil Saluja

As a woman, I feel women get the shaft all the time.

— Rita Wilson

There must be reasons why we men are so hipped on breasts as if we'd all been weaned too soon.

— Gunter Grass

I haven't had that many women - only as many as I could lay my hands on.

— Dudley Moore

Research clearly shows us that the earlier women think about maintaining their bone mass and take the steps to do so, the better their…

— Lois Capps

“Unfortunately, most of today’s women resemble bowerbirds that force suitors to build elaborate nests of twigs, leaves, and discarded garbage before choosing a mate.…

— Stephen Colbert

I just love women.

— Scott Caan

No woman answereth an important question in less than eleven score words.

— Frank Gelett Burgess

Women are a lot like ducks-they don’t like mud on their butts.

— Phil Robertson

My partner has to have good sized bones.

— Macklemore

All women are misfits. We do not fit into this world without amputations.

— Marge Piercy