“If Fifty Shades is your idea of a good book, you have no idea what a good book is.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Author-quotes Copy Share Image
“Everything we men do, everything we men have done for the past 100,000 years, is all about attracting a mate. When a… — Oliver Markus Malloy Dating advice Copy Share Image
“It would appear that a lot of people out there are hiding their own dark, socially unacceptable sexual fantasies behind a facade… — Oliver Markus Malloy Bdsm-quotes Copy Share Image
“Prostitution isn't illegal to protect women. Prostitutes would be much safer if it was legal. It's illegal to protect men. Men are… — Oliver Markus Malloy Addiction Copy Share Image
“It's the Yelp effect. Every halfwit who eats food suddenly thinks he's a food critic. And don't get me started on people… — Oliver Markus Malloy Book reviews Copy Share Image
“You might think your pussy is the wrong color or the wrong shape or the wrong size, but when a man looks… — Oliver Markus Malloy Funny but true Copy Share Image
“A lot of women are ashamed of their pussies. They think it's not pretty enough. Not the right color. Or the lips… — Oliver Markus Malloy Ashamed Copy Share Image
“Sometimes, just for fun, I type some random, silly word in front of the word porn and google it. Just to see… — Oliver Markus Malloy Bdsm-quotes Copy Share Image
“Christians believe that God loves you sooo much... he created hell, just in case you don't love him back.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Atheism-quotes Copy Share Image
“In Germany, people will agree in theory that prostitution should be legal, but they usually won't admit that they themselves have ever… — Oliver Markus Malloy Germany Copy Share Image
“Daily mass killings are a uniquely American problem, because in America every halfwit can get his hands on a gun. You know… — Oliver Markus Malloy America Copy Share Image
“Fun Fact: You know who invented the term Fake News? Not Trump. It was Hitler. Look it up. Hitler loved to describe… — Oliver Markus Malloy Alt-right-quotes Copy Share Image
“Most people don't think for themselves. They just regurgitate someone else's opinion and pass it off as their own.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Atheism-quotes Copy Share Image
“Guns make losers feel like winners. That's why people who suck at life don't want to give up their guns.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Alt-right Copy Share Image
“We men really, really, really like sex. We like sex so much, many of us are willing to risk getting in serious… — Oliver Markus Malloy Cheating-in-relationships Copy Share Image
“Every time a young girl gets raped, it's proof that there is no God. What kind of a God would just twiddle… — Oliver Markus Malloy Atheism Copy Share Image
“If abortion is murder then blowjobs are cannibalism.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Abortion Copy Share Image
“Progressive policies make your life better. Republican policies make billionaires richer and your life worse. Every lie Trump and Fox News tell… — Oliver Markus Malloy American politics Copy Share Image
“When you push someone's head under water for 5 minutes, they will drown. It doesn't matter if the person is a sinner… — Oliver Markus Malloy Addiction Copy Share Image
“Bad Goodreads reviews are cyberbullying: attacking someone with an undeserved 1 star review and cruel insults. Goodreads bullies trash the author's hard… — Oliver Markus Malloy Author-quotes Copy Share Image
“For us men, sex is the most important thing in the world. Men feel about sex the way vampires feel about blood.… — Oliver Markus Malloy Men-are-from-mars Copy Share Image
“Most Christian holidays were Pagan holidays first. Christmas trees and Easter eggs have absolutely nothing to do with Jesus. They are Pagan… — Oliver Markus Malloy Atheism-quotes Copy Share Image
“We like to romanticize the wild, raw, majestic beauty of nature. But when you take a closer look, nature is really just… — Oliver Markus Malloy Animals Copy Share Image
“What is love? Love is when your heart has a raging boner.” — Oliver Markus Malloy Dick-jokes Copy Share Image
“The problem with Trump voters is, they're so dumb, they don't even know how much stuff they don't know. They just assume… — Oliver Markus Malloy American politics Copy Share Image
