Author-quotes Quote by Oliver Markus Malloy

“Medical studies have shown that cursing reduces levels of stress and pain. Repressing your anger is not healthy. It's much better to verbalize it,…

— Oliver Markus Malloy

“Claiming to be offended is a great way to elevate yourself at the expense of others: “Look at me! I'm a much better person…

— Oliver Markus Malloy

“Have you ever played Monopoly? It's a board game designed to teach kids capitalism. And what happens in the end? The winner has all…

— Oliver Markus Malloy

“Food for thought: Every dead body on Mount Everest was once a highly motivated person. Stay lazy my friends. It may save your life…

— Oliver Markus Malloy

“The world would be a better place without billionaires.”

— Oliver Markus Malloy

“How come there's no commandment that says "Thou shalt not rape"? Did God ask Mary for consent before he put a baby in her?…

— Oliver Markus Malloy

“If you think of yourself as a follower of Christ’s teachings, if you consider yourself a good person, you are morally obligated to be…

— Oliver Markus Malloy

“There's a reason why most men don't read romance: Romance novels are wish-fulfillment for women. The fictitious men in romance novels fall all over…

— Oliver Markus Malloy

“The fictitious men in romance novels are as fake and imaginary as vampires. They're not real.”

— Oliver Markus Malloy

“Why ban guns? Let's give everyone rocket launchers! What could possibly go wrong?”

— Oliver Markus Malloy

“Political Correctness started out as a movement that intended to protect minorities from harassment. But it has morphed into an excuse for self-righteous zealots…

— Oliver Markus Malloy

“These social media shamings bear an uncanny resemblance to medieval witch hunts.” If you were accused of being a witch back then, you were…

— Oliver Markus Malloy