“Claiming to be offended is a great way to elevate yourself at the expense of others: “Look at me! I'm a much… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“...little children adore me - I'm a Troll Tamer and they know it!...” — John Geddes Copy Share Image
“There are many fake memes floating about the internet, one of them misquotes me saying - 'spare the toilet, spoil the floor.'… — Abhijit Naskar Copy Share Image
“And yet, will we ever come to an end of discussion and talk if we think we must always reply to replies?… — Augustine of Hippo Copy Share Image
“If you’re not good, I’ll burn your—” “Yeah, I know.” MeShack strolled to his bedroom. “You’ll burn my balls off.” — Kenya Wright Copy Share Image
“And I told you that one night wan't enough." Loki leaned down, kissing me deeply and pressing me to him. I didn't… — Amanda Hocking Copy Share Image
“The Troll was well over seven feet tall, and smelled of body odour and Germolene.” — Andrew Barrett Copy Share Image
“GAMZEE: honk. KARKAT: WHAT. GAMZEE: HONK. KARKAT: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????” — Andrew Hussie Copy Share Image
“These social media shamings bear an uncanny resemblance to medieval witch hunts.” If you were accused of being a witch back then,… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“Say what you want about fairies, but you haven't rocked out until you've heard Smoke on the Water played on a harpsichord.… — Red Tash Copy Share Image
“It was a crypt where music played to masses of the dead, and McJagger was their desolate pharaoh, a walking mummified king.… — Red Tash Copy Share Image
“On the one hand, Meepsheep tells me worss on the Internet never hurr anyone. On the other hand, hecsays, 'At around age… — Ginger Gorman Copy Share Image
“If you disagree with something, it's easier to say 'you suck' than to figure out and explain exactly what you disagree with.… — Paul Graham Copy Share Image
“I would have said sacrificing one of his own kind was a new low for Jag, but honestly? Jag was a bottomless… — Red Tash Copy Share Image
Certainly it constitutes bad news when the people who agree with you are buggier than batshit. — Philip K. Dick Copy Share Image
“...I prefer rain -sometimes I feel sunlight will turn me to stone - perhaps I'm a Troll...” — John Geddes Copy Share Image
“Claiming to be offended is a great way to elevate yourself at the expense of others: “Look at me! I'm a much… — Oliver Markus Malloy Copy Share Image
“When people are doing their utmost to upset you, it's probably best to just laugh at them.” — Wayne Gerard Trotman Copy Share Image
“On the right, a brigade of trolls. On the left, squabling civil servants. Invasion of zombies. Have I managed to summarize the… — Martijn Benders Copy Share Image
“It was said in the old days that every year Thor made a circle around Middle-earth, beating back the enemies of order.… — John Gardner Copy Share Image
“Neither Rose nor Charles liked to talk much of their adventures with the trolls, but some of the so-called "softskins" whom they… — Edith Pattou Copy Share Image
Just because you have a Twitter account doesn't mean you should have a Twitter account. — Rock Cowles Copy Share Image
“We’ll start with an easy one, shall we? What is the secant of three pi?” The troll asked. “Pie?” Toru felt suddenly… — Noor Al-Shanti Copy Share Image
“So many likes and retweets for having the "GUTS" to say what every- one thinks ON THE FUCKING INTER- NET (but never… — Andy Carrington Copy Share Image
“Trolls and haters are only distractions from your greater purpose. When you achieve your goals and success, not only will the trolls… — Kailin Gow Copy Share Image
